My Girl Chyerri

I talked to Chyerri today but she couldn’t talk long

Said she had to go back in the house, had somebody on hold

She went back inside and picked up the phone

I’ll take an order of ribs, the ones that fall off the bone

Bring me some fried chicken, the kind that’s finger lickin’

I’ll need a side of mashed potatoes, and two apple pies

Make sure you deliver it sometime between three and five

I’m having a party and need time to set up

Oh can you also bring some crown and plastic cups?

We’re doing Washington Apples, you know the deal, and you know what’s up -

So I witness all of this…completely amazed by this clever Bitch

She says Girl you know how we do…

One day when you’re older I might let you join my crew…


…wish I could be like Chyerri...the traveling pants Shih Tzu